Monday, January 31, 2011

In which I plug my nose, get a big glass of water, and swallow.

You know it's a bad sign when:
1) Your mother gets you an herbal supplement to help "regulate your cycle"
2) She warns you beforehand to take it with something that has a really strong taste to mask the pill's taste.
3) The active ingredient is called "Chaste Berry" (What does that even mean...?)
4) The pills are poop-colored.
5) You open the pill bottle a foot away from your face and still almost gag from the smell.

Oh, the things I do for hormonal balance.


  1. Chaste Berry. It helps keep you chaste much like the chastity bar in couches and the chastity line in apartments within the BYU radius. Duh.

  2. oh yeah...I am so familiar with your currently assigned torture. Best of luck. Eating something like bread or crackers right afterwards is the best way I have found of fighting gag reflux. Yay for being girls!

  3. I'd have to agree with Whitney on this one...