This morning, I woke up unable to move my head to one side. I called my mom, because she knows lots o'stuff about stuff, especially as it relates to muscles and spines and such.
She told me not to worry, because if I don't have a fever, it probably isn't meningitis.
That....was not the response I was expecting.
But it is comforting to know that I probably don't have a life-threatening illness? I guess?
In other news....never ever ever ever ever google meningitis. Especially when you have a stiff neck. It is the worst idea ever.