Actually, I don't think that's a thought I've ever had in my life. But if it was, this little beauty would probably be the product of it. I present to you:
Hamlet the Awesome and Kinda Scary Robot
by the venerable Riss
Hamlet was walking along being angsty. And then all of a sudden he was a robot. A robot whose father was dead. Also, he could shoot lasers out of his eyes.
He had a hot girlfriend named Ophelia. Ophelia was an alien. With 5 arms. They had sexy times.
And then she killed herself
And then everyone else died.
Yeah...I wrote that. In a fit of madness a few days ago. And I couldn't be prouder.