Sometimes my roommates and I like to create casts for movies we wish existed (call it a movie geek's version of assembling a Fantasy Football team). For example, we once created a concept for a film version of Candyland , directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp as Lord Licorice, Danny Devito as Plumpy and many others. I feel like it would be absolutely terrifying and 100 percent awesome. Our latest (and perhaps most successful) casting session happened last night as the roommates, practically-roommates and I watched my favorite movie of all time. And so, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you: N311's cast for a live-action adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast . Beast: Ewan Mcgregor Belle: Anna Friel (Chuck from Pushing Daisies ) Gaston: Hugh Jackman Maurice: Dustin Hoffman Lumiere: Neil Patrick Harris Cogsworth: Ricky Gervais Mrs. Potts: Melissa McCarthy (Sookie from Gillmore Girls) Le Fou: Kevin James The guy from t...
“I want to feel all there is to feel, he thought. Let me feel tired, now, let me feel tired. I mustn't forget, I'm alive, I know I'm alive, I mustn't forget it tonight or tomorrow or the day after that.” --Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine